I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers through her wet red hair. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“By brother is so young that to this day he still doesn’t exist.”

“Courage comes in many forms. One of them is the ability to run at high speeds w…”

“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible…”

“The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make th…”