I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m making love.

“A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored …”

“Call me Bitter Otter. It’s just a nickname I gave myself. However, a better des…”

“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”

“I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree.”