I enjoy reading books by way of subtitles from the movies they got made into.

“This book is destined to make waves no matter which ocean you throw it into. Th…”

“The light lulls you into a false sense of security. But if the dark should come…”

“Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bric…”

“I would have made you a cheesecake, but I don’t know how. And I would have boug…”