I enjoy the small things in life. Like my penis.

“I like saying things that are both repetitive and repetitive. But I never repea…”

“The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful though…”

“I’m like a praying mantis, except not so devout. And I make love like a monk in…”

“People don’t know what I’ve gone through to get where I’m at—six tunnels and th…”