I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank and a smile.

“After dinner I wanted to talk to her about buying a clone. But that’s probably …”

“If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.”

“If I had a vulva, I’d let you drive it like a Volvo. It’s all about safety. You…”

“I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldn’t te…”