I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invited.

“I enjoy the small things in life. Like my penis.”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo cap…”

“I want to create a root word where the root is “root.” Something like rootree.”

“A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rul…”