I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.

“We broke up because we weren’t going anywhere. I kept telling her, Hitchhiking …”

“It’s not hush money. It’s simply dollars backed not by faith, but by shhh.”

“You don’t have to tell me why, if you tell me why you won’t tell me why. Or at …”

“One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m tak…”