I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”

“I’m not a king, but you can call me His Royal Hoorayness. If you did that, I’d …”

“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my che…”

“Love is the color of red inverted. At least that’s what Gunnar Greenlove told m…”