I find honesty to be a rare thing—in politics.

“He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van an…”

“I asked her out on a date, and she said, “Sorry, I can’t see you.” “That’s no p…”

“We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso.”

“I’d never own a Hooters, because while I may be the face of the franchise, peop…”