I find it hard to fold clothes. Especially if I’m wearing them.

“A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, bu…”

“Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.”

“I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem m…”

“Love is two smiles shared between two people. Or two smiles and a smirk, shared…”