I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.

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“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”

“Any advice I might give a depressed person comes in the form of cyanide, and us…”

“My brakes sound like my horn, and my car’s bumper is bumpy enough to be brail. …”