I fish better than any fish alive.

“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”

“I am fun, friendly, and I know how to use the third comma in a list of three di…”

“Art is like a kite with an airplane propeller, OK? Artists are like people who …”

“When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended becau…”