I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.

“Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically corr…”

“At the beginning of their return trip home, fishermen might label their fish wi…”

“I always thought I’d make a great backup singer. I don’t practice. It’s just pu…”

“Question for your life: If your face looked like your ass, and I’m not implying…”