I foresee death by culture shock.

“It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a b…”

“My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a…”

“Pale, nervous girls with black-rimmed glasses and blunt-cut hair lolled around …”

“Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you,…”