I found a note I wrote that said “Doctor’s Appointment Tomorrow.” Well, that note is wrong, because that appointment was yesterday.

“A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conq…”

“Being vulgar to be funny is a crutch, and I prefer wheelchairs.”

“If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known …”

“I want to make slow, passionate rush hour to a pack of masturbation.”