I found love in the arms of another woman. Who needs two legs, a torso, or talking?


“I’m people wealthy. My grandchildren have grandchildren, some of whom are even …”

“Her name is Today. I told her I’d call her tomorrow. That was yesterday. I’m co…”

“I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks,…”

“I packed my lunch with lots of meat. It was easy. I just wrapped my cock in tin…”