I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d already stripped off his red and white striped sweater and was all sweaty.

“If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, …”

“Whenever you have a goal, it's a good idea to have both a plan A and a back-up …”

“He’s pale, bald, and bony. He looks like a skeleton. And that, my friend, is pr…”

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to …”