I gather wisdom like a net gathers fish. And the more fish I get in my net, the more I feel like a chicken.

“My name is Two Dogs Wink While Chewing. It’s not an Indian name, nor one that r…”

“No footless parking. Violators will be toed.”

“I have the worst kind of history—a non history. I wasn’t born poor, oppressed, …”

“I don’t want to be the best man at your wedding. I have bigger goals than that!…”