I gave her a Boston cream pie, even though we were in Seattle at the time.

“I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.”

“A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don…”

“Rain, it always reminds me of water. And you know how much I love things that r…”

“It’s now 4:17 am, and I just got done dealing with Mrs. Indianapolis, of Indian…”