I get along with everybody. You know this because everybody is a jerk, yet when all these jerks meet me they are perfectly nice people.

“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”

“If you’re from a town called Away, when you’re home, you’re Away. But when you’…”

“I’ll buy your product and then return your product, and tell you to keep my mon…”

“I am the earthquake of love. How you feel is my fault.”