I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.

“Courage is the chiaroscuro of characteristics. By that I mean I don’t know what…”

“Every mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.”

“If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
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“Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I’m trying to reinvent…”