I get the impression that people who wear too much cologne are hiding something. People who wear clothes are hiding something too.

“My subconscious is like the ocean, only deeper and less polluted.”

“Most people walk along the beach hoping to find a fossilized Megalodon shark’s …”

“Her name is Coy. She’s shy, and I found her in my pond.”

“For your birthday I’ll give you 100 copies of your least favorite author’s book…”