I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real.

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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“A brick could be used to suppress the price of gold. But not for very long, bec…”

“A brick could be used to help the needy. Giving a brick as a gift is a symbol s…”

“My asshole smells like a bookstore. So, are you a big reader?”