I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.

“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say,…”

“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own c…”

“Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d …”

“Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.”