I got stood up. I wasn’t mad, because at the time I was in a wheelchair.

“If I told you I make love like a rainbow, would you be my leprechaun?”

“I make love with my eyes closed, because I make love in my dreams. If you wante…”

“What is life without death? That's like asking what is peanut butter without je…”

“I wish there were a way to see through walls. Oh yeah, there is—windows.
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