I got stood up. I wasn’t mad, because at the time I was in a wheelchair.

“Sometimes a well-placed sound effect can be more poignant than a boxing glove-s…”

“I want to knit myself a skin-tight sweater, made out of human flesh.”

“I’m as deadly as a marine, when compared to marine plant life. It took lots of …”

“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it…”