I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.

“Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.”

“We’re not so different, you and I. Sure, we may have different religious belief…”

“Even though I buried our love in a coffin, it isn’t dead. No, our love is very …”

“A brick could be used to make the world safer for our children. Well, not our c…”