I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a rainy day.

“The problem with ebooks is you can’t get booger smears on the pages.”

“I meant to spend the day writing, but instead I spent the afternoon cleaning ou…”

“Acne is nothing more than nature’s Braille.”

“I am the kid with the dirty red shoes. That’s not dirt, it’s blood.
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