I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places.

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“Now if we're finished jousting over sex-""Darling,I haven't even picked up my l…”

“And Grant Campbell was about to take a short walk off a high cliff.”

“There I go being critical again. Does a man have to stand on one foot and juggl…”