I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the channel. Dammit, dad!

“My advice is to just ignore the problem until you’re dead. This could be the qu…”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took aw…”

“I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by…”

“My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I me…”