I had a lead, but nobody caught me, or any other metal.

“What I know about being in love can be summed up in three words: Huh, who me?”

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to …”

“I can’t sell sex for money, but what if I change sex’s name to food? Then can I…”

“Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, only it’ll ruin your l…”