I had a religious experience at a crosswalk. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring …” “Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was to…” “One javelin through five people is like a murder kabob. Saves bullets.” “I’m on the cusp of owning two cups.”