I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where to show up?

“I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do.”

“On a scale of 1-10, I'd probably be considered obese. Though I weigh much more …”

“Forget food for thought. Give me food for my belly.”

“Contrast and compliment. The blue is never more blue than it is when paired wit…”