I had modest job improvement numbers. They blushed a lot.

“The last three inches of my penis shaft are perfect. Of course, the last three …”

“I wasn’t dead, I was asleep. There’s a difference, however slight. That subtle …”

“I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too im…”

“Don’t show me how I messed up, because I don’t need to be shown. Clearly if I’v…”