I had to close the door on our friendship, because he kept climbing in through my window.

“A brick could be used to revive the spiritual movement in America. But are we a…”

“Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually…”

“How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—i…”

“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave m…”