I had to put away my toy so it didn’t get lost. After all, cats can’t read maps or ask for directions, and they don’t possess GPS.

“A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.”

“Man is somewhere in between God and animal. Jarod is somewhere in between Jar a…”

“The past—I’m looking forward to it.”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”