I hate it when I go shopping and leave my wallet at home, in my pants, along with my underwear.

“Everyone in the world ages at exactly the same rate and time. We’re all getting…”

“I am greedy with water. I made your apology tea dry. I’m sorry. You might try s…”

“Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder …”

“I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board…”