I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.

“When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one…”

“And then she walked out of my life forever. Too bad she was hitchhiking. I shou…”

“My goal is to have the most and the best of what I desire. And since I desire c…”

“I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s b…”