I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows it for me. Meow!

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s…”

“I’ve found the safest place to store my valuables is in a trash sack. Unless I …”

“I’m not descended from anybody. All my ancestors are ascending from me.”

“A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses th…”