I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.

“He had a ten-gallon hat that hid a twenty-gallon fish tank inside his transluce…”

“Governments are nothing more than elaborate Rube Goldberg apparatuses, operatin…”

“As a writer, I need more exposure. I think I’ll take off my pants. Would you mi…”

“I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bat…”