I have a cunning plan. Author: Richard Curtis Copy Quote More from Richard Curtis “No one likes it, apart from blind people, and I'm sure even they can sense it's…” “Baldrick: Have you got a plan, my lord?Blackadder: Yes I have, and it's so cunn…” “Whoopsidaisies!” “It's not Jane Austen, it's not Henry James. But this writer, or writers, well, …”