I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).

“I am the love machine of desire. I’m easy to operate. Just pull on my lever.”

“If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, …”

“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”

“Riding a bicycle makes you impotent. That’s why I carry a bicycle seat in my po…”