I have a great golf swing. I just wish I had someone to push me on it.

“I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full …”

“My reputation precedes me. It shows up about fifteen minutes before I do, eats,…”

“I’m halfway to being a father. Not 4.5 months out of 9, but ½ of a mating ritua…”

“Call me Clyde. Call me Dale. Call me a Clydesdale.”