I have a list of people to kill. All but number 33 are my clones. Who’s number 33? Why you are, of course.

“You don’t need to windup the wind to keep it going. It’s the same with my erect…”

“A blanket could be used to say hello to a friend I haven’t spoken to in forever…”

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers…”

“I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one f…”