I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

“It is my considered opinion that the human race (soi disant) is cruel, idiotic,…”

“It'll never get well if you pick it.”

“Entering an white tie and tails party wearing an ordinary suit, he announced,"P…”

“[Garry Essendine]: That is no prostitute, but the wife of one of my best friend…”