I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be an undercover prince.

“Love is always there when you don’t need it, and when you need it and it’s not …”

“To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with n…”

“Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as muc…”

“Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I’d feel l…”