I have a photographic memory. Especially for nudes.

“A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming …”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“People who have knickknacks are people people. Some are even named Nick.”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”