I have a secret secret admirer. Not only is her identity a secret—but so is the fact that she admires me.


“With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin.”

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”

“You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right bef…”

“When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that i…”