I have a strong opinion on steroids.

“A shiny metallic fridge is like a mini skyscraper. And the guy in my fridge, he…”

“I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my wr…”

“I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.”

“What you consider gross—dead rats—I consider considerate gifts.”