I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.

“I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn…”

“I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.”

“I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe.
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“A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, y…”