I have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else, though I’d like to have more.

“I won’t tell you my name, but I will give you a number that describes me: 4. On…”

“Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.”

“A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the ow…”

“Who art thou, Art? Do you make art the way I make love—with a paintbrush?”